Narrator:
Hello, everyone i would lik to read you the story of sleeping beauty. Ahem,'Once upon a time...'
Sleeping Beauty:
Hello?
Narrator:
Hello,sleeping beauty?!
Sleeping beauty:
I am sorry. My name is Aurora,most famously known as Sleeping Beauty.Listen,can you do me a favou?I spend so much of this story sleeping. Can you change things around a bit?
Narrator:
I'm kind of telling a story.
Sleeping beauty:
Look, 100 years is way too long for someone lik me to ba asleep even though i do love my Beauty sleep. Can you juz snap to it and get Prince Charming in here sooner?
Narrator:
Well...Ahem , let's move on to another story,shall we?we'll try ugly ducking.Ahem ,'once upon a time...'
Ugly Ducking:
hello?
Narrator:
Hello,anything you wanna sae??
Ugly Ducking:
can you do me a favour? I don't lik to be a ugly ducking.Can you change me to beauty ducking?
Narrator:
let me think,erm...I think no.
Ugly ducking:
HUH! AUGH!!
Narrator:
Hey wait!! where are u going?! Fine!! we'll move on to Goldilock and the three bears. Ahem.'once upon a time...'
Three Bear:
I got something to say. CAn the goldilock sleep in the bed longer?
Narrator:
Whye??
Three BEar:
Becoz Goldilock eat our porridge, so if Goldolock sleep longer we can eat her.
Narrator:
This is getting out of control.
Jack:
Hey. I'm Jack , and I'm tired! i'm overworked and underpaid! First you've got me jumping over CANDLESTICKS that are on FIRE.Then i'm climbing Huge BEANSTALKS and getting chased by GAINTS! THEN , you've got me climbing up steep hills and fetching pail of water.And then you've ot me sitting in a corner pulling plums out of pies! Has anyone considered that i am allergic to plums? It's RIDICULOUS. I need to talk to my AGENT!
Narrator:
AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
i've HAD it! Next time I'll stick to nonfiction.
All The Fairy Tale Characters:
GrrrrruNT! ???????????

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